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OFF DUTY. Open your work below, then report for duty.
Leave this tab and he notices. Audio keeps shouting from the background.
DUTY POST:
1 · SAAVDHAN!Leave the tab: FAAAA!, a stern warning in your language.
2 · RUK JA, NALAYAK!Cat laugh, a disappointed sigh, the photo you "registered" in a marigold frame, and the family WhatsApp group finds out.
3 · KHATRA! KHATRA!Metal pipe, shouting, cooker siti, flying chappal, your coding agent held hostage, and "should I call your mummy?". Ends only with "sorry mummy".